YYYYW: Episode 34
34 for 45? HAHAHA FUCK THAT GUY!
Seriously if anyone listening to my show voted for the guy even ONCE or plans to in the future, please never listen again, Dad.

take these, for these are my podcasts…
34 for 45? HAHAHA FUCK THAT GUY!
Seriously if anyone listening to my show voted for the guy even ONCE or plans to in the future, please never listen again, Dad.
A very special, very sexy THREE HOUR TOUR this Saturday. You’re welcome! But… In hindsight, I should have called this show Premorial Day.
The Blood God is my new firepit.
The Blood is wood.
I had firewood delivered today.
This is the Saturday Open Show for April… which I didn’t get to, due to circumstances completely within my control which I didn’t manage well at all. This should’ve been completed and posted on April 27th. That’s my bad all the way, kids.
If you’re asking yourself ‘which Duane specifically?’, please NOTE THE SPELLING! Come up with your best uneducated guess and then email that guess to yell@yourhost.me
Winners receive nothing. And you really didn’t think I’d use dick for the episode artwork, did you?
Here’s a terrific hour of music for you… and YOU… right smack-dab in the middle of the week. May should be a busy month here on the program with a bevy of new episodes, and don’t forget: you can always take a quick dip in THE RIVER if necessary!
AND I FIXED MY MATH!
Tonight’s degree of difficulty: No Fastball.
An apology and a gift, brought to you by the Society of Unpleasant Gifts. Enjoy, friends & neighbors!
It’s called an eclipse. assholes.
(One day late and many dollars short. Apologies. Traffic was bad and then WiFi was dodgy. Enjoy anyway?)