This is a fantastically depressing yet low-key BANGER of an episode and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy run-on sentences but you probably won’t so fuck you.
Show Number ONE on this ‘Two-Show Friday’ but episode 499 overall. It’s a pre-game or maybe pre-show as we are right on the MOTHERFUCKING CUSP of 500 episodes…so let’s have a party.