take these, for these are my podcasts…
Show Number ONE on this ‘Two-Show Friday’ but episode 499 overall. It’s a pre-game or maybe pre-show as we are right on the MOTHERFUCKING CUSP of 500 episodes…so let’s have a party.
A deaf/mute cocktail party, perhaps?
Please enjoy irresponsibly.
One month and three days late means this show is… yeah, you guessed it…
A TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
I say it a lot to my daughters, and now I am saying it to you, America:
“Make good choices.”
I am sure my intro doesn’t accurately portray just how pissed off I am today. I am not sure if the song selection accurately portrays it either because I have forgotten what songs I had selected and sequenced already.
Fuck off.
Listen. Laid off and running. What I know now? I’ll be alright without you. Seasons change, Love goes on.
These things… all these things that I’ve done? Shouldn’t be ashamed.
Time to kill… it’s time to get ill… the last time. A Promise. Promises, promises… What a fool believes?
Gimme some money.
It’s not that I have anything against John Oates personally – I mean I have the dude’s autograph… it’s just that he didn’t fit with tonight’s show is all.
Again, nothing personal, John. Keep Rockin’.
